If you think about it ― and what reasonable person wouldn’t? ― Jesus would be an amazing Uber driver. Always plenty of food and water for everyone (no wine though ― he’s driving!). If there’s an accident, no need to call an ambulance, because, you know, Jesus powers.
“The Mystery Hour” shows us why Jesus Christ of Bethlehem is clearly the greatest Uber driver of all time.
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